So should I, Oppo?

"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit) 07/02/2016 at 15:09 • Filed to: None

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Last year on July 4 !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Should I just call the fire department this year anyway just to fuck with them, or just leave well enough alone?

EDIT/UPDATE: I should clarify, 1.) I meant call the cops, not the firefighters, 2.) fireworks are illegal in this county, 3.) read the following comic

and 4.) Forget about 4.), there wasn’t much need for me to go into that nastiness in the first place.

But if you’re wondering what I ended up doing I ended up doing...nothing, because I decided Xylo was right (her comment is re-approved down below) and on the off-chance this woman’s livelihood is threatened by calling in the cops for a fireworks violation I didn’t want to be a massive dick about it.

Malanga > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 07/02/2016 at 15:14

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Set them on fire before they have the chance to burn anything

Edit: Judging by your username you should probably notify the warden

gmctavish needs more space > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 07/02/2016 at 15:31

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I would refrain from wasting the time of the firefighters

Reece-Current Stinger GT owner > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 07/02/2016 at 15:57

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Do it Rusty Shackleford.

Wagon, semi manual, not brown, turbo because volvo > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 07/02/2016 at 23:44

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My personal opinion on fireworks bans is somewhat mixed. I enjoy fireworks but i know that idiots like them more, are willing to spend more money on them, and give not the slightest fuck about where the fire goes. My home town banned fireworks when i was in grade school and i never really got over it. I blew up many a thing in my youth, and i do not wish to deny anybody the right to be stupid or do stupid things. That said i live in a crowded area with lots of dry brush, apartments, and condos. I do not want my shit on fire.